Our task must be to free ourselves, by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature and its beauty.
— Albert Einstein
So much trouble, in the world
— Damian Marley
You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar.
— George Carlin
Think off-center.
— George CarlinĀ
A man’s friendships are one of the best measures of his worth.
— Charles Darwin
Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn’t mean the circus has left town.
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
— George Carlin
The universe is not required to be in perfect harmony with human ambition.
— Carl Sagan
If we could just find out who’s in charge, we could kill him.
— George Carlin
One can never know for sure what a deserted area looks like.
— George Carlin
I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood.
— George Carlin
When you make the finding yourself - even if you’re the last person on Earth to see the light - you’ll never forget it.
— Carl Sagan
Let’s face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?
— Bill Maher
Who are we? We find that we live on an insignificant planet of a humdrum star lost in a galaxy tucked away in some forgotten corner of a universe in which there are far more galaxies than people.
— Carl Sagan
Politics is the art of preventing people from taking part in affairs which properly concern them.
— Paul Valery